Once upon a time, there were two lovers, Goldilocks and Jack. They were young and spontaneous and loved to live with not a care in the world. One day they decided to drop everything and embark on an adventure. They took a road trip to a very remote place.

They headed down the highway for three days until they found themselves in a wooded paradise.

Both Goldilocks and Jack decided this spot would be the perfect place to explore. So, they parked their car in a cave, where it would be hidden, and they set off towards the mountains.

As they climbed further and further up the mountain, they realized that it would be impossible to navigate back down before dark and it would be too dangerous. So, they looked around for a good place to spend the night. There was nothing but trees and more trees. Goldilocks and Jack decided to split up so they could find a place faster and then they would meet back in one hour. This was their biggest mistake and the start to their adventure.

Jack walked East and after twenty minutes or so, he found himself surrounded by mushrooms. He was hungry so he decided to eat the mushrooms. Little did Jack know, that the mushrooms he was eating were actually magical. He fell asleep against a tree and when he woke, he saw everything differently.

After the whole ordeal, Jack falls asleep and forgets he has to meet up with Goldilocks.

Goldilocks came back and saw Jack was not where they were supposed to meet. So, she decided to set off looking for him. Only she goes higher up the mountain instead of East, the way Jack went. She stumbles upon a cottage that appears to be empty. She opens the front door and heads inside.

There were three bowls on the table. One big bowl, one medium size bowl and one small bowl. She tried what was in the big bowl and spit it out. Then she tried what was in the medium size bowl and threw it up. She then tried the small bowl and ate it all up.

Goldilocks started to get very tired so she went to explore the house for somewhere to lay down. She found a bedroom with three beds. She tried out the biggest bed first, it was too smelly. She tried out the medium size bed and it was wet. She then laid on the smallest bed and it was perfect. Goldilocks quickly fell asleep.

When Goldilocks woke, she thought she was in a bad dream. there were three bears hovering over her and they were scary looking.

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Goldilocks ran out of the room, but tripped and fell on her back. She started to hallucinate hard.

Goldilocks had no idea what had just happened and when she finally snapped out of it she was sitting on the couch. She heard Papa Bear call for her to come into the kitchen. He told her it was poker night and that she must play him and make it challenging because Momma Bear and Little Bear were too easy to beat. He said if you beat me I will let you go. Goldilocks got extremely lucky and got dealt very good cards. She won the game and was sent on her merry way. 

Both Goldilocks and Jack decided that they would only be able to find each other again only if they both went back to the spot they decided to meet in the first place. And, so they did. They met up, both eager to tell the other what had happened and both happy to be back with each other and ready to go home.